Conversations with George

curious
- George: did you win your march madness pools
- Me: no
- George: well
- did you wait 30 mins after eating before you entered
- Me: whats with all the questions, man
- Me: http://tinyurl.com/7jql8cd
- George: NO
- YOU UNDO THAT LINK
Posted 2 months ago
refreshments
- George: what are you drinking
- Me: beeeeeeer
- George: are you sure it's not zima
- Me: lemme check
- yes
- George: yes its zima?
- or yes it's zima i poured into a beer bottle to fool the others
- Me: that one
Posted 2 months ago
squids
- George: hope you don't get shipwrecked by a giant squid
- Me: i'm not even on a boat
- George: well
- i hope you still don't
- because then giant squids would have become land-mobile
- and we're all fucked
Posted 2 months ago
fun dip and cherry coke
- Me: im watching vh1 best one hit wonders of the 90s
- what will be #1
- 5: chumbawamba, 4: macarena, 3: rico suave, 2: right said fred
- George: vanilla ice?
- Me: nope
- George: gimme a hint
- Me: i like the song
- George: LFO?
- Me: GIRL ON TV AND SUMMER GIRLS
- HOW ARE THEY A ONE HIT WONDER?
- TAKE IT BACK
- George: ok
- sorry
- mmbop
Posted 3 months ago
"meta" series pt. 4
- George: If i use shazam to figure out what's playing on Pandora.. is that meta
- Me: not really
- George: I think that would just destroy the internet through infinite loops
- Me: lol
- yeah its more like that time i plugged a power strip into itself
- shit was pretty nuts
Posted 3 months ago

Tags: the meta series,
"meta" series pt. 3
- Me: so in the new aflac commerical
- there is a worm
- doing the worm
- is that meta?
- George: yes
- very
- i find myself asking other people if things are meta
- and they just dont get it
Posted 3 months ago

Tags: the meta series,
"meta" series pt. 2
- George: can just the liver be jaundiced
- or is it the whole body
- and if the whole body is usually the thing that gets jaundiced
- when the liver becomes the only thing that is jaundiced
- is that meta
- Me: uh
- pretty sure no
- George: i'm not so sure
- we'll revisit later
Posted 3 months ago

Tags: the meta series,
count
- Me: i jailbroke my iphone
- then it crashed
- George: did jailbreaking it void your warranty
- or as count dracula would say
- your varranty
- Me: what is wrong with you
- George: i don't know if you're getting the hang of this
- vat is vrong vith you
Posted 4 months ago

Tags: there was no context for this, seriously we have never talked about count dracula before,
"meta" series pt. 1
- George: i'm gonna run something by you
- let me know what you think
- Me: k
- George: what if i started doing all my work in diorama form
- instead of a spreadsheet, you get a diorama of me making the spreadsheet
- instead of a report, you get a visualized representation of the report, miniaturized and placed in a shoebox
- Me: would the report still be readable?
- within the diorama
- George: well
- there wouldn't be words
- you'd have to interpret it through the scene present in the diorama
- eventually it'd get to a point where i'd make a diorama of myself making a diorama of myself making a diorama of myself etc etc
- turtles all the way down and such
- Me: like a meta-diorama?
- George: yes
- Me: one question
- what exactly do you get out of this
- George: not much
- other than i don't have to work with spreadsheets anymore
- maybe i could eat some paste while working on the diorama
Posted 5 months ago

Tags: the meta series, hard worker, bertrand russell,
meteorology
- George: how cold is it
- > or < polar bear's toenails
Posted 5 months ago